Should have a clear understanding of standard web development processes and best practices
Is a strong communicator who can explain technical concepts in an understandable manner
Is comfortable rapidly writing throwaway code that gets the job done -- even if it’s not well-optimized, well-tested, or well-architected
Cares more about the business impact of the work than the elegance of the technical solution
Must be detail-oriented, self-organized and capable of tracking multiple tasks simultaneously

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